For those of you who believe in Santa Claus, here's a little shell script to be run around this time of year to insure that we keep in the good graces of Old Saint Nick' ;-). # santa.sh # better !pout !cry better !shout lpr why santa_claus < north_pole > town cat /etc/passwd > list ncheck list ncheck list cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist cat list | grep nice > giftlist santa_claus < north_pole > town who | grep sleeping who | grep awake who | egrep 'bad|good' for (goodness sake) { be good } better !pout !cry better !shout lpr why santa_claus < north_pole > town